In case any of you end up getting an Economic Stimulus check in the coming year, I will let you in on a little secret.... it is coming straight out of my very shallow (and now supremely empty) pocket.
A tax return? huh? What in the world is that?
I asked my dear uncle (who is ironically named Sam... who knew?!) if I could skip the middle man and just drop a check off at each of your houses instead of sending it all the way to Washington DC first, but he said "no dice." Bummer.
I need a husband, a house, and 8 kids.... stat!
